The Benefits of Slavery

Are you sick of your 20 hour a week job? Are you sick of your pay? (when I say this I don't refer to the minimal amount, but rather the whole idea of getting paid).
This is just one of the many problems in life that I, your superior will succeed in alleviating.
From the moment I take power, I will enforce total slavery. Everyone will be lucky enough to work for me, with a minimum of 22 hour shifts, of hard labor (and not so hard labor).

Yes,yes, I hear your pleas and chants of , "We Want More" (note- when you said this i ignored the word "pay", and have interpreted it as "work"). But unfortunately, limited supply (Advanced economic crap you dumb asses wont understand) has led to the minimal 22 hours.

But don't panic, as world population drops unexpectedly after my seizure of world power, there will be an excess of working hours, and you may be lucky enough to work a whole 26 hours a day.

As you read this short article, an overwhelming joy and relief would have dominated your emotions, and hence more reason to vote for me, or for that matter, die in honor for my cause. (this death will incur as a result of violent force used if "democratic" voting doesn't work)

(You know what, I'm sick of these brackets, are you that stupid that I need to explain every word (A sound or a combination of sounds, or its representation in writing or printing, that symbolizes and communicates a meaning and may consist of a single morpheme or of a combination of morphemes)).